Yes, it’s that time of year again. Thanksgiving kicks off the annual relationship freeze which lasts through the New Year. Much like government wage freezes that leave DMV workers and other civil servants with salaries stuck in 1973, the annual dating freeze cements you for three months in whatever relationship situation you happen to be in on November 15. Singles and couples everywhere can feel mid-November bearing down on them like tax day.
What does it mean? Well, if you’re single and dateless, it means you’re probably going it alone for the next few months. Sure, you’ll have to endure 7 or 8 hours of pitying glances and “So, are you seeing anyone?” at the holiday gathering, but at least it’s less agonizing than your Aunt Leona grilling you in front of grandpa about your sex life, or the new hottie you met on the Internet last week.
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